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October 10, 2004

Burned and unidentifiable

….*Yawns! What a nice morning,
*that’s what I think*
The rays of the sun, creeping slowly but surely on to my bed,
*or maybe it’s already past shinning my bed? I am soo not sure!*
It’s ten minutes to two…
Damn! I slept pass breakfast, and almost missed LUNCH
Yes I was hungry,
Hunger seems to have woken me up from my sleep.


Hopping DOWN stairs and Almost missing a step. *lucky me
~A Great beginning of a LUCKY day~
NO one’s at home…No signs of life
Hooray! Whole house is at mine dispense!
But some how that excitement didn’t quite hit me.
I was still HUNGRY…
Reached out for my favorite cereal, in the kitchen.
Got them in a bowl *yummy
Opened the fridge..
okie where is the MILK?
Hhhmmmm…
Where is it?..
……
Damn…or more like DAaaaaaaamMmmN!!!!!
I ONLY eat cereals with FRESH MILK…
No other substitutes
Neither powder milk, nor UHT milks.
"Well….anyway it’s to late to be eating CEREAL" to comfort myself


Let’s have MAGGIE MEE! It only takes 2 minutes (claimed)..yeah right…it takes me atleast 5!
Took out a POT, and started boiling water, (I should have just used the microwave…should…should..damit)
Then took a nice "little" nap, on the couch..it wouldn’t hurt..
Only to be waken up by burned smell…
Oh no…another house is getting burned down?
Whatever… BACK to sleep…
SSSSSSHIIIIITTTTTTT…it’s THE pot


Somehow I manage to bury the evidence,
Mum wouldn’t notice one of her pots is missing right?
Anyway it was too BLACK and BURNED to be identified,
So I can’t put it back and act innocently…
I threw it away! =)
Yes MUM counts her pots…
I knew that, guilt took the best of me,
I confessed..but in a joking way,
"Mum, I burned our pot"
"AGAIN!?" mum replied
"But where is the pot?"
Oh no..


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